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cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

16 hours ago with 429,443 notes

The best moment in tv history

jacknoir:

you know tumblrs not an a+ community when you hesitate to post your own opinions on your own personal blog

16 hours ago with 145,562 notes

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

16 hours ago with 92,616 notes

trying-toloveordinary:

theagencylimited:

Love this promotional work for Science World.

THE MOSQUITO THING EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

16 hours ago with 741,854 notes

troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this

“I expect my comment is going to get deleted but for the few mins/hour it will get, I’m saying it. It really saddens me that my daughter is growing up in a world where one day a stranger (male OR female) could touch her without her consent, on a part of her body that is private (in my opinion) in the name of ‘comedy’ and then have thousands of other strangers comment on it saying it’s fine and she should be ok with it. Maybe she would find it funny, maybe she would be deeply humiliated. Point is, she’d have no choice. I want my daughter to have freedom and choices and feel that her body is respected.”

Louise aka SprinkleOfGlitter’s comment on Sam Pepper’s video.

Louise, you nailed it.

(via helbigandswift)

16 hours ago with 14,280 notes

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

16 hours ago with 805,993 notes

  • me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
  • me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*

16 hours ago with 256,399 notes

people who say ‘nom nom nom’ when they eat

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16 hours ago with 168,902 notes

impossible-slut:

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

xx

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

2 days ago with 387,929 notes

milkasa:

some people make gifs so fast did u even watch the episode

2 days ago with 258,018 notes